Giving Stuff to Monsters

First the game determines the case, then it does a switch to find the proper handler

Big Dog, Blink Dog, Large Dog, Cute Dog   will accept: Bone, Raw Meat, Fresh Meat, Sausage -- 0
Alive Kelly will accept books and scrolls -- 33
Black Hurtling & Fish Meat -- 36
Kelly & Crumpled Scroll -- 32
Gladiator & Pamphlet -- 31
Dying Kelly & Lifesaving -- 30
Any animal & Fresh or Raw Meat -- 29
Gold -- 1
Village Healer (that hasn't been pissed off) & Healing Items or Stethescope -- 16
Fool & Booze -- 2 (actually, this seems to be any potion to any monster; non-fool requires throwing)
Candy to Child, Dwarven Child, or Baby Water Dragon -- 3
Beggar & Food -- 4
Berserkers & Wedding Rings -- 5
Rat, Giant Rat, or Fish Meat & Wild Cat or Cave Lion -- 6
Fish Meat & Giant Racoon -- 6
Tiny Girl & Cute Dog Corpse -- 28
Potion of Carrot Juice & Non-pissed Water Dragon -- 7
Anything (assumedly except Gold) To Dopplegangers -- 8 or Ratling rebel -- 9
Giving a Humanoid or DragonWyrm a corpse of the same type as they are -- 11
Non-pissed Carpenter & Hatchet In Terinyo? -- 12 (to me this looks like OR - non-pissed OR in terinyo.  Also applies to mad carpenters)
Child or Dwarven Child  & Weapon -- 13
Non-pissed Farmer & Sickle, Scythe, or any Flail -- 14
Sherrif & Bounty Heads (Outlaw, Bandit, Assassin, Mugger, Raider, Cutpurse, Master Assassin, Outlaw Leader, Raider Lord, Black Druid) -- 15
Anything else to the dying sage -- 18
Rust Monster  & Iron Items -- 19
Farmer & Plant or Herb Seed -- 27
Druid & Chaos Corpse (Snake From Beyond, Master Summoner, Ancient Stone Beast, Ancient Chaos Wyrm, Greater Black Unicorn, Chaos Archmage, Black Unicorn, Emperor Moloch, Multi-headed Chaos Dragon, or Black Druid) -- 20
INJURED Skeleton or Skeleton Warrior & Bones -- 21
Red Dragons (Baby, Regular, Ancient, Great Wyrm) & Red Dragon Scale or Red Dragon Hide Gauntlets -- 22
Blue Dragons (All 4) & Blue Dragon Scale or Blue Dragon Hide Gauntlets -- 22
Black Dragons (All 4) & WHITE Dragon Scale or Black Dragon Hide Gauntlets -- 22
White Dragons (All 4) & BLACK Dragon Scale or White Dragon Hide Gauntlets -- 22
Ghost Librarian & Scroll or Book -- 23
Demeted Ratling & Artifacts -- 24
Old Crone -- 25
Humanoids & Food -- 26
Tiny Girl & Candy -- 34
Mad Minstrel & Weird Tome -- 35
Anything to non-peaceful non-tame named monster -- 17


Giving candy to Baby water dragon modifies alignment 10 * NumberGiven
             to children changes alignment 2 * NumberGiven

Giving the ghost librarian scrolls or books will make it bless you (2000 turns worth, should be able to add up)

Need to kill 320 monsters to get the weird tome, GETTING the tome puts literacy at 100.

Food to beggars raises alignment min 10, max 100
nutrition value * 0.1

Rat Corpses & Fish Meat BUC status factors in to taming cats/racoons

Giving Hatchets to Carpenter raises Bridge Building,  (Learning * 0.4 * 2 + 2d5)? or grants skill starting at 8+1dLearning+1d10

Giving Tools to Farmers = Iron Ration & +10 Alignment

Thug* = 20; Mugger = 50; Outlaw, Bandit = 75; Raider, Outlaw Leader, Assassin = 100; Cutpurse = 5; Raider Lord = 300; Master Assassin = 500; Black Druid = 1000
Alignment gain = bounty / 2 for non-chaotics

Village Healer & Healing Items Alignment Boost -- Stethescope = 250, Extra Healing = 150, Healing = 50, Ultra Healing = 250, Cure Poison = 100

Skeletons heal 1d6 per bone given

Food to Humanoids -- + (HowMany * 100) Alignment

Seeds to Farmers --   Alignment+  Min(SeedsGiven,30) * 10 / Max((TotalSeedsGiven / 10),1) Then repeat each time divisible by 30 (31 and 60 both run twice; total seeds calculated after each run.)

+600 Alignment for giving cute dog corpse to tiny girl

+5000 Alignment for saving Kelly
If you're deaf when you save him (or this might be giving him the scroll), you 
lose your prize?? -- fallen champions get nothing either.

Gold to Ruun: if you are different gross alignments (eg CN player and N altar/priest), your alignment is drawn towards Ruun's by gp/20.  Otherwise gain gp/15 piety.  There is potential for overshooting here, it seems - C- PC at level 50 gives 18 million gp to neutral Ruun, becomes L+

Black Hurtlings can be tamed with fish meat